Harrowheart (
westfallcorndog) wrote2016-05-13 01:25 pm
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Chat of Mythology
Now that spring has officially sprung and the wonderful dastardly winter spirit has been vanquished, the streets of the Nexus are once again packed with warmbloods and breathers. Which is alright by Harrowheart; it makes it easier to invite friends to a pleasant afternoon out. He'd contacted Viatorus already and convinced him to meet for a chat on culture in an arboretum in the Wilds. It's a pleasant little area of split wood fences, gravel trails, and fantastical trees, each labeled with little brass plaques that tell of their world and the culture that surrounds them.
While he waits he arranges a place to sit: A blanket on the ground to keep the dirt off of Viatorus' expensive clothes, books on the history and mythology of Azeroth tactically placed at the four corners to keep the wind from blowing the cloth away, and a picnic basket right there in the middle. He's dressed vibrantly in the same gaudy Hawaiian shirt he wore to the birthday party in the aquarium while he sits, casually listening to music from his phone as he gazes up at the lavender leaves of a weeping willow that's budding some kind of perfectly round, silver fruit.
While he waits he arranges a place to sit: A blanket on the ground to keep the dirt off of Viatorus' expensive clothes, books on the history and mythology of Azeroth tactically placed at the four corners to keep the wind from blowing the cloth away, and a picnic basket right there in the middle. He's dressed vibrantly in the same gaudy Hawaiian shirt he wore to the birthday party in the aquarium while he sits, casually listening to music from his phone as he gazes up at the lavender leaves of a weeping willow that's budding some kind of perfectly round, silver fruit.

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"V, you're so sweet, you know that? Honey, you wouldn't hurt me. Not for more than a few seconds, anyway. I'm dead, remember? Half dead, anyway. Pain only hurts half as bad, and it goes away if I really focus. Kind of a downer that nice feelings only feel half as good, too, but that ain't the point. The point is, you can spar with me like I'm a trainin' dummy, and I won't mind! I guarantee I've already had worse happen to me than you could do, short of maybe... Vaporizin' me."
He mimes a small explosion with his hands and makes a tiny 'boosh' sound as he does.
"And look at it this way: You wouldn't have to be the one lyin' to Isidor, I would! You do your magic, gimme all you got, and I'll pretend you really found my weakness and kicked my ass! Shoot, you don't even really gotta do anything. You can just look me right in the eye and I'll pretend you're a mindflayer who scrambled up my brains. I'll feign a concussion, fall down, and you'll be the winner! She'll totally fall for it! And then she'll heap you with praise for kickin' my ass! She'll be prouder of you than she's ever been! Veeeeeee, you know you wannaaaa..."
He's grinning and he's nodding and he's staring V right in the eyes. It's as close to hypnotism as he can get: Peer pressure.
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"I... I don't know." Peer pressure is so strong, but... so is the desire not to harm his friend. He rubs his arm. "I don't see how it would help you, or her."
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"Look," he starts. "You want Isidor to be proud of you and think you're capable, right? And Isidor wants to believe that her brother is safe on his own, right? Well, with Lyall around, of course, but still. Mostly on your own. She also wants to think you're capable, and she wants reasons to look at you and be proud of what you've done right? So if you were to win a duel against a big, scary death knight..."
He lets Viatorus think on that for a few seconds before he hooks a thumb at his own chest and continues.
"And me? Shoot, V, I don't gotta get anything more out of it than helpin' you out. But... I mean... Maybe it'll make Isidor less afraid of me? If she thinks you can defend yourself against me, she'll be more comfortable with us hangin' out. Right? And y'know, if we try the duel and she sees it's all fake, then it's not like she'll be mad, right? She'll probably think it's cute that we tried. Heck, she might even be proud of you just for agreein' to a duel at all, even if you knew it'd be staged from the start."
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Hesitantly, he admits, "That... makes sense... But..." He looks Harrowheart up and down and sighs. "You're right. You're a... a death knight, and I... like to read books. Duels aren't really... I'm not... I don't like offensive magic. I've seen Isidor duel and I just don't think like that. What if I'm so bad that you just have to win?"
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"That's the beauty of it, man! You don't have to be good, and there's no way you can be bad. It ain't gonna be an actual fight-fight. I'm not gonna hurt you, and you can't hurt me. It's gonna be actin'! Like a play, but with all sorts of flash-bang effects. We'll sorta be followin' a script, y'know? It'll be like... Like..."
Aha! He snaps his fingers at his bright idea and points at Viatorus. "It'll be just like in a dream! In a dream things might come at ya, but nothin' can really hurt ya right? Least, far as I've ever known. In a dream, you can always break free from traps or keep runnin' from the bad guy, and even if he catches you it ain't gonna hurt. This is like that!"
He puts his hands on his lap and nods to keep himself going on this line of thought.
"We'll make a script, like it's a play... And when the spells start comin' at ya, just remember it's all harmless, like in a dream. I can... Oh! I know! I could send some icicles at ya that turn into a big dome of ice to trap ya, but then you can crack it or melt it! And if you can't dispel it, just make some kinda gesture and I'll make the ice crack so it looks like you caused it. Then you gotta get a hit in on me, or at least try. Knock me down or send some kinda projectile at me, and I'll block it or take the hit. And we'll trade fake attacks a couple'a times like that. I send a spell at you, you make a gesture or do some flashy counter-spell, I'll dispel it before it hits, then you send somethin' at me. Finally you go in for the kill! But the kill's gonna be fake, too, right? All you gotta do is pretend you're usin' your dream magic on my mind to make me weak, and I'll fall down like I fainted, and you'll be the winner!
"And just in case you do get scared early and don't know what to do... Like if you freeze up or somethin'? I'll get straight to the faintin', and when I wake up I'll make up some story about how you went into a dream trance and scrambled my simple little mind. Deal?"
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A hand rubs at his chin and then his lower lip. Slowly, he's starting to relax into the idea. It wouldn't be bad practice, either. An excuse to stretch his magical muscles. "We'd... need to practice. Need to work out what would happen."
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"That's a good idea. And it'd probably help if we knew what sorta magic the other's gonna cast. It wouldn't do if I'm expectin' projectile spells and you really do come after me with some mendbendin'."
He nudges V's shoulder with his own and smiles softly. "Tell me about your magic, bud. What schools do ya favor? How do you cast, and what do your spells look like? You could stand up and show me, if that's easier?"
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He takes a breath and shuffles, thinking before he answers Harrowheart's question. "Most of my... my talents aren't very... they're not very duel oriented. I specialise in dreamwalking, astral projection, empathic magic, sleep magic and shielding. Other than that, water and air magic. I know arcane magic and a few other things like illusion, divination and a very small bit of healing, but... My favourite is dreamwalking." Pause and a sheepish smile. "Which you already know."
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He pushes himself up off the ground and steps a few feet away from the blanket onto the grass. He stands with his legs shoulder width apart and checks the wraps at his wrists to be sure his hands are well-secured.
"I'll show you an example of a spell I can do that you could pretend to cleanse with water, okay? I'm gonna do it under my feet, but in the duel it'll be under yours. It might look scary, but I'm gonna have full control over it. I won't let it hurt you. The anti-violence field won't let it hurt you. Just remember that it's all an act."
He raises his right hand above his head, and with that gesture causes the ground beneath his feet to bubble and pop like gas escaping thick mud. It isn't mud, though, this vile, black mixture. It's something stringy and tar-like with the vomitous smell of rotting vegetation. The blight extends in a circle around his feet, popping and stretching upwards in ropey strands near his ankles. And then the living ooze forms together into something more solid – something that resembles skeletal hands on dripping, boney forearms. The blight hands grab at his feet, his calves... But as they slide back into the muck from where they came they don't seem to leave any damage in their wake. They disappear into the sludge from which they formed, then reform again elsewhere to blindly grasp at the air.
"Conjure water," Harrow suggests entirely too calmly for someone standing in a puddle of living rot. "Like a big ball, maybe? Let it crash down on the blight, and I'll stop my spell. It'll look real impressive, I promise."
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He doesn't hear Harrowheart, not at first. The grabbing arms are a terrifying sight straight out of a nightmare. He manages not to back away too far, but it takes effort for him to look at Harrowheart instead of keeping an eye at his feet. "What... What are they? Are they real?"
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"They're not real arms, if that's what you mean," he says quietly as he consider it. "It's called blight, or desecration, or defilement, or death and decay. Guess I... never realized how many names it's got 'til now. It's just death magic, a type a' shadow. It takes the life of livin' things that stand in it, and it redirects it to me to make me stronger. 'Cept right now it's just for show. Anti-violence field and all."
He shifts his mouth to the side thoughtfully.
"You... Wanna try and wash it away? I almost wonder if I won't have to dispel it at all. Maybe pure water'll cleanse it? I never did see it work in water and never tried it in the rain."
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"I've... never seen magic like that before. I've read about it, but... I've never seen anything like it actually done. Not unless you could energy transfers." His comments are quiet, almost like he doesn't realise he's saying them aloud.
Taking a deep breath, he straightens, calms and readies himself. To buy him some time, he undoes his cuffs to roll up his sleeves and looks around. No large bodies of water right next to them. Tricky.
He stretches his arms and then holds out his hands in front of him, parallel to each other, but apart. With a flex of his fingers, water begins to gather. The air gets noticeably drier as the ball of water grows.
"Death magic. Shadow magic. Life absorption..." He mutters aloud to himself. "You're right. A dispel aspect would be a good idea." It certainly couldn't hurt.
He frowns as he focuses, the orb of water gaining an odd quality about it. It seems to wobble at the edges, shining more. Then, with a flick of his wrists and a few choice gestures, the water flies over to Harrowheart's feet. It flattens into a disc that spins as it splashes over the blight. There's a distinct edge of banishment magic that comes with it.
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He very nearly forgets to dodge the spell as it comes at him. It's at the last second that he thinks to step back and out of the blight that attempts to spread with his footsteps. Lucky for the grass it doesn't get far before Viatorus' water disc gets to work.
Every speck of water that hits the blight sets it sizzling. It writhes as it's dispelled, cleansed by the magical purification as much as the water itself. Arms that grasp at the air break in half and disappear into themselves like blades of dry grass burnt on both ends. The bulk of the sludge on the ground turns to flecks of ash and vapor that blow away with the faint summer breeze and utterly dissipate just seconds later. The water makes quick work of the muck, and in short order all that remains is the withered spot of grass where once it oozed. Even the foul smell is gone.
Harrow watches with raised eyebrows and parted lips, at once surprised and impressed. Suddenly he points at Viatorus, then at the dead grass where the blight was... And then he beams! What fun that was to see!
"Shoot, V, that was all you! I wondered what would happen... Guess all it takes is a little clean water and a touch of a dispel." He crosses his arms over his chest and spends a second or two quietly smiling at Viatorus.
Eventually he can't help but say it. "You did good, man."
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The compliment gets a bashful duck of the head and a smile. "Thank you. I'm glad it worked. It's always so hard to tell with new magic." He rubs his arm for a second and then hastens to return the compliment. "Your magic was impressive too! Scary... but impressive."
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"Impressive is what we aim for, right? If Isidor has the same reaction to my spell that you did, she's gonna be double impressed when you clean it up. Which means you gotta ride that wave and follow up with a second spell that's gonna make you look quick on the draw and crafty. When you got the upper hand you always wanna keep the momentum goin'."
He rubs at his chin as he looks V over, but after a guilty shrug he says, "But I don't know exactly what you can do. Whaddya think you got for wind spells? Flyin'? Dust devils? Somethin' to knock me down?"
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This is interesting. A puzzle. Like chess, but also like dancing. He starts to move, circling Harrowheart as he sizes up his friend properly for the first time. "No, I... I would normally use air magic to help me become faster, anyway. Nimble, and light. Which might work. You might be fast, but you don't look it all that much. I... guess I could use it to reposition... and then maybe send a force blast at you to knock you down... Or... maybe use it to confuse your sight, then reposition, and then send a force blast..."
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"Now you're thinkin'! Speed yourself up for the wow factor, distract me, and unbalance me when I'm not lookin'. If you wanna get physical you could always forget the force blast and go for a kick to the back of my knee. The ol' deadleg. That'll knock a person off balance no matter how big they are. And if Isidor's a physical fighter, she might think it's a smart move on your part. Means you know how to assess an enemy's weakspots, same as goin' for cracks in armor.
"And before you say it, no, you don't gotta worry about hurtin' me. Besides, I'll have my mind on my next move. I can't let you kick my ass after just one spell, right? How 'bout... To counter your speed I'll conjure chains of ice around your ankles? The chains'll tighten up around you and probably knock you off balance, so keep up that air magic to make your landin' soft. When you hit the ground you don't wanna take damage, but you don't wanna make it look too much like a slowfall spell either. Seein' you fall down'll make Isidor real tense. It's gonna add a little anxiety to the fight, up the stakes. Good drama. Then I'll start comin' over like I'm gonna hurt ya, and that's when you'll pretend to do some dream magic on me and the fight ends. Got it?"
He rubs his palms together and looks V up and down. "Here," he says. "We'll try the chains and the wind magic, okay? You get yourself up to speed and unbalance me somehow, then prep yourself for the fall. I'll cast the chains, get back up, come at you, and that's when you land the final blow. Sound fair?"
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As they come to the mention of practice, Viatorus nods and then pauses, remembering his momentary dislike of the first suggestion. He looks at Harrowheart seriously. "But I'm not attacking you physically. It's not civilised."
He will take off his jacket, however, and start to roll up his sleeves in preparation.
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Harrow wipes his mouth with his hand, because it feels plain rude to laugh at that.
"You think duels gotta be civilized? Didn't you tell me Isidor broke someone's shoulder in a duel once? Does that mean your sister ain't civilized?..." He waits for V's answer with crossed arms and a poorly-concealed grin. He's gotta hear this.
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"She's civilised... Most of the time." He rubs his arm, fidgeting to buy him time to form a response. "But... fighting physically, not with magic... It's... not... civilised."
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He clears his throat and quickly adds, "Not that I've ever done either of those, and not that I'd ever do either to you. The point I'm tryin' to make is... If you hurt someone, does it really matter how you did it?"
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"It's... I... I don't know. It's more sophisticated." He shrugs. "Not as brutish, or thuggish. It requires thought and strategy and skill."
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He claps his hands together once and tilts his chin upward. "Then show me how you fight. Whip up a little wind, get up to speed, and knock me down." Harrow beckons V over with a wave of his hands.
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He nods and rolls his wrists and arms, loosening them up before they do anything. He gives one last look at Harrowheart to make sure his friend is ready, and then... It's a sudden swipe of his hand that gets the air moving. Not a small breeze, either. It ramps up with ridiculous speed, rushing straight for Harrowheart as if trying to knock him down. It's not. Not really. It is bringing dust, dirt and debris along with it though. Hopefully enough to distract his friend as he darts behind him with light footed hops. Once he's repositioned, the gale stops and Viatorus goes to strike the agreed upon blow... but he hesitates, stopping himself before he summons the magic.
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The sudden absence of the wind doesn't go unnoticed, though, and his first instinct is to look around for the mage. He isn't hard to find – Harrow knew where he'd be, after all. What he doesn't expect is Viatorus' hesitation. His own right hand is already glowing faintly blue with the magic he's about to conjure.
It's strike or be struck, V!
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Last words of man shot to death
*his second death
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Throwback Sunday: Ancient Old Icon
Love it! <3
I really need a heart-eyes icon one of these days...
For when he sees Isidor or a beautifull cooked steak
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Meanwhile, Viatorus: Sweating
& Hyperventilating
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Isidor: *pokes dead body with stick*
Dead body: *Decides it's a good time to make joke around*
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